Post by wezg on May 15, 2009 18:27:04 GMT -5
The jewish people started out, at earliest memory, as slaves to egypt. They broke free of this when some twat called moses nagged the pharaohs eyes out until he finally got pissed off at their slimy jew ways, and thusly decided that he was best off with some better, less annoying slaves - thence he released the jews.
They wandered about aimlessly in the desert for a bit, looking for milk and honey that some imaginary spirit that moses saw when he was high after licking toads told them they would find somewhere in the desert, being jews they believed moses as they wanted someone else to have the responsibility so they could concentrate on their accountancy.
They came to a dead end when they reached the red sea, then they moaned and cried until god got pissed off and split the sea for them.
They wandered about aimlessly in the desert for a bit, looking for milk and honey that some imaginary spirit that moses saw when he was high after licking toads told them they would find somewhere in the desert, being jews they believed moses as they wanted someone else to have the responsibility so they could concentrate on their accountancy.
They came to a dead end when they reached the red sea, then they moaned and cried until god got pissed off and split the sea for them.
